To December:
I know you probably won’t read this since you’re busy playing HOTO but I’m just writing this to you to tell you how much hell you’ve caused me with your beo self. Thanks to you I have been placed in a position in which I shall not say in this post and thanks to you I have been convicted of a crime in which I did not commit.
Who the muffintops is Bakahara? I have a name woman ;-; A proper name!
To the person who gave me that name in the first place (*coughs* Shun *coughs*), I will find you. And I will kill you.
On a more serious note, I write this in order to confess something:
I am beo as well.
No, not really. I’m just writing this because I can insult you in a supposedly sarcastic and cynical fashion.
But really though, thanks a lot for accepting me into the guild and allowing me to spout nonsense 24/7

Your company and beo self was very much appreciated and to be honest I loved talking to you about idiotic stuff. You always helped me out as well, so thank-you for that beo

The only thing I say is truth is when I call you beo and dien! Hopefully I can play together with you and dukeypoop soon; I miss you guys very much and I can’t wait to play with you all again.
With all the love in the world,
Bakahara. I mean, Nakahara.
P.S. Seriously though, thanks 8')
(You said “active” player but…I had no one else to write it to. I was abandoned! She’ll come back…eventually. Maybe. Most likely not. Who knows 8D)
Also, I don’t know if this is “inappropriate wording” but it’s how we show our love

If it is I apologize for not following the rules and may my disqualification be meh).
Tears, first aid, steel and speed please.