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Yes, I too am a Twilight HATER.

posted on Saturday, March 24 2012, 05:05 PM in General Chat

And this is what it's trailer SHOULD be like.

I tried reading the books (know your enemy, they say), I tried listening to the books, I even watched the first movie and tried to watch the second one.
I failed.
There is no other movie or book that I've hated more. I won't even begin to write a literary analysis and critique, I will just use the wise words of Oatmeal on the subject:

How Twilight Works

Vampires used to be vampires. Now they are by-products of a degenerate civilisation who prefers sparkly emo bitches and empty useless girls as the heroes of the day.

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Alexandria

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 10:39 PM #Permalink
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Haters gonna hate =D

Justin Bieber and Justina Bieber :P
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DAFUQ

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 12:13 PM #Permalink
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Haters gonna hate =D
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Admin Galadriel

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 12:10 PM #Permalink
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Twilight and Justin Bieber.... I DO hope the world gets destroyed in December 2012.

I'll make sure we've got enough pop-corn, it's a movie we won\t want to miss.
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DAFUQ

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 11:52 AM #Permalink
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This twilight topic is polluting the site.
what will be next justin bieber?
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Emil

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 11:04 AM #Permalink
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True for the awareness

why you wish to be like him ...there are others that make tons of money and they are nothing like justin bieber :P
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Alexandria

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 10:51 AM #Permalink
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This twilight topic is polluting the site.
what will be next justin bieber?

[color=#ff0000]Noes Netty!!! It's showing public awareness!
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hajdin

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 10:48 AM #Permalink
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This twilight topic is polluting the site.
what will be next justin bieber?

you have a problem with justin bieber he is amking tons of money i wish i was like lol

but his songs sux big time
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Emil

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 10:44 AM #Permalink
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This twilight topic is polluting the site.
what will be next justin bieber?
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Alexandria

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 10:36 AM #Permalink
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+1 million pls :3
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DAFUQ

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 09:24 AM #Permalink
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Alexandria

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 08:28 AM #Permalink
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[color=#ff0000]Twilight was such a stupid movie i mean seriously (i've read the whole book series and 1 ~ 3 is okay, i disregarded the 'vampire sparkles' in sunlight BS so it wasn't that horrible)

But the 4th and final book really pissed me off especially the 'sudden' appearance of a baby daughter.......who is turn is the love of Bella's wanna-be-husband Jacob aka Werewolf or as they call it in the book shifters in the form of wolfs.....yea......weird, idiotic, stupid way to bring all those loose ends of the book together to end it.

I didn't know,

Sparkly vampires + sexist author who allows male vampires to reproduce but not females + Shape Shifters (werewolves) = MAJOR BLOCKBUSTER HIT!

What has the world come to >_<

@jinmugen Underworld is 10000x better then Twilight but sadly the latest Underworld movie didn't live up to my expectations :
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restu

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 06:50 AM #Permalink
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damn, now i have to watch Underworld to cleanse my eyes.
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Christina

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 01:00 AM #Permalink
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...touché
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Admin Galadriel

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 12:31 AM #Permalink
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I've read badly written cheap romance novels that are better than Twilight.

Check out the Oatmeal link.
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Christina

replied on Sunday, March 25 2012, 12:28 AM #Permalink
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The books are better
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Allen

replied on Saturday, March 24 2012, 08:41 PM #Permalink
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I only watched twilight because of Ashley Greene. LOL
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hajdin

replied on Saturday, March 24 2012, 05:43 PM #Permalink
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What is so to like half of the movie you have guy and girl Staring eachother, she says what are you thinking? I cant belive i cant read your mind aftar that i slept
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DAFUQ

replied on Saturday, March 24 2012, 05:37 PM #Permalink
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I'm prolly the only-one straight guy that actually likes it.
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hajdin

replied on Saturday, March 24 2012, 05:21 PM #Permalink
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This the worst vampire movie ever watched, i watched the first then stoped to borin, but i like vampire diaries, dont like the love story of helena and stefan thats borin, claws is perfect killer there after demon story aint that bad .
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