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A woman gives birth to a baby and afterward the doctor comes into the room and says, "I have something to tell you about your child ..."
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
The woman slowly sits up with a worried look on her face and says, "What's wrong with it?"
The doctor says, "There's nothing really wrong with it, it's just a little different! It's a hermaphrodite."
The woman looks confused. "A hermaphrodite, what's that?"
The doctor replies, "It has both features of a male and a female."
The woman looks relieved. "What? You mean it has a penis and a brain?"
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Accepted Answer
Might not be the best joke but it is amusing.
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, were you at school today?"
Son: "Of course." Robot slaps the son. "Ok, I watched a movie, Toy Story, at my friend's house!" Robot slaps the son again. "Ok, it was a p****!"
Dad: "A p****?! When I was your age I didn't know what that was," says the dad. Robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs. "He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom. -
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Might not be the best joke but it is amusing.
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, were you at school today?"
Son: "Of course." Robot slaps the son. "Ok, I watched a movie, Toy Story, at my friend's house!" Robot slaps the son again. "Ok, it was a p****!"
Dad: "A p****?! When I was your age I didn't know what that was," says the dad. Robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs. "He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom.
Jejejeje, I wan't that Robot :mrgreen: -
Accepted Answer
Might not be the best joke but it is amusing.
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, were you at school today?"
Son: "Of course." Robot slaps the son. "Ok, I watched a movie, Toy Story, at my friend's house!" Robot slaps the son again. "Ok, it was a p****!"
Dad: "A p****?! When I was your age I didn't know what that was," says the dad. Robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs. "He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom.
Jejejeje, I wan't that Robot :mrgreen:
[color=#FF0000]Me TOO!!!
and OMG! I clicked on that link!!!!! DON'T CLICK ON IT! I'm going to have nightmares now >_ -
Accepted Answer
Might not be the best joke but it is amusing.
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie. He tests it at dinner.
Dad: "Son, were you at school today?"
Son: "Of course." Robot slaps the son. "Ok, I watched a movie, Toy Story, at my friend's house!" Robot slaps the son again. "Ok, it was a p****!"
Dad: "A p****?! When I was your age I didn't know what that was," says the dad. Robot slaps the dad.
Mom laughs. "He's certainly your son." Robot slaps the mom.
Me and Darcel lol'd. XD -
Accepted Answer
It is, but I edited his post and also deleted his signature. So now it's just an innocent joke.
Give us more jokes spambot! -
Accepted Answer
It's a spambot.
Click the link and you'll discover 20 breasts and 2 penises.
EDIT: My bad, 4 penises.
GAH! Never going to click on any link every again from strangers i don't know.....
*dies* MY EYES!!!!
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